Character Encounters

~I decided to do this Character Encounters thing Kendra is having!! Here`s the link => Character Encounters. *Dances* I had fun doing it!! (HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENDRA!!!! =D ) Here`s my character(s) encounters :

A piece of chocolate cake made a full arc before hitting me right in the face. Giggling, I keep moving to dodge the other eatables coming from every direction. What had caused this disaster to ensue? Beats me. One moment we are all celebrating Kendra`s birthday, singing her birthday song, and the next moment her cousin grabs a handful of tiny pretzels and throws them at the boy sitting beside him. Something about wanting the first piece of cake.

Naturally the boy retaliated, and now everyone got dragged into it. The lady with the camera was screaming for order. Tough luck. I looked down at my mustard stained dress and smirked. Mum is going to freak out when she sees this. Told her dresses bring bad luck! 

But the food fight was getting a little too violent for my liking. I needed a place to shield myself from the chaos until everybody regained their sanity. Frantically looking left and right, I spotted the long food table covered with a what used to be white table cloth which fell all the way down to the ground. Perfect!

Running towards the long table, I ducked a flying pie. I went under the table cloth(which was now stained to look like a rainbow made out of sauces) and into a narrow space. Apparently I was not the only one who thought to take cover. There was a ginger haired girl sitting beside me, her back to me. She was talking to someone in front of her. Tapping her shoulder, I said :

"Excuse me, but could you scoot over? It`s quite cramped over here."

She turned around to face me, her violet eyes making contact with my black ones. I gasped in shock. Her ears! They were the pointiest ears I have ever seen! But that was not the reason I was shocked. I`ve seen people spend good money to get plastic surgery done to make their ears look elf like. I gasped because the face I was staring at belonged to Savera. 

"I`m sorry." Savera said as her companion pulled her closer towards the other end. Only, her companion was Moon, the fox-kind! With the mauve furred fox ears and tail swishing behind her and everything! I was sure they noticed my astonished countenance immediately.

"Are you okay, miss?" Savera asked, waving her hand in front of my face.

"Savera? Is that really you?" I asked, poking her cheek. Then I turned to look at Moon and touched her ears. They were so soft! Like petting a really fluffy dog! 

Moon shoved my hand a way, knitting her eyebrows. "Don`t do that!"

"You guys dimension hopping?" I asked, folding my legs and looking around. "So, where`s Renex, Nixil, Aleha and the rest?" We sat in a sort of circle, unable to make a proper circle thanks to the lack of space. The noise from above has yet to subside.

"Yup! Renex has gone to find an Internet connection and Nixil found- OW!" Savera exclaimed, rubbing her arm.

"Idiot! Don`t tell this person anything! We know nothing about her! How does she even know us??" I heard Moon whisper angrily at Savera. I smiled.

"Don`t you remember, Moon? Our dreams have been linked for ages! You and me and the rest of the gang!" Moon`s   eyes narrowed while Savera`s eyes widened.

"Yes! Yes, I remember! But only in dreams! I told you sooo much of my life! You`re supposed to keep a journal on everything I tell you, right? So how`s that been going?" Savera asked, all in one go.

I scratched the back of my head. "Um, well... I`m still working on it..."

Moon came closer to me, staring at me suspiciously. Then she uttered a very familiar song. "Kiss the moon, dream of noon. Sing a tune, to banish the gloom." 

"Catch a star, from a far. Make a wish, and hatred will perish." I continued with ease. Moon grinned.

"You`re the psychiatrist I keep meeting at Dreamland, aren`t you? How`s your book going?"

I rolled my eyes. "Can the both of you stop asking about it? I`m working on it, okay?"

The table cloth got pushed up and in came a female with similar features to Moon. "Hey guys! Look what some kid threw at me!" Star exclaimed, shoving a bag of potato chips in Moon`s face as she took a seat beside her sister. Her hair was dripping wet with soda, but she seemed not to mind. "No matter where you are in the universe, they charge you for the air inside the potato chip packet!" She turned the packet around and saw the price tag, her eyes widening. "At least where we come from, it`s reasonably priced!"

"Hey Star." Star looked up at me.

"Oh. Hey River."

"Can I know what happened to the rest of you guys?"

"Oh, yeah! As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted." The elf glared at Moon, who rolled her eyes. "Nix found this really interesting plant that eats flies and is trying to see how it works. Aleha tagged along with Ela. Problem is, we don`t know where Ela went!"

"And we were devising a plan to find her before we were interrupted." Moon added. I took notice of the links of silver made to be a bracelet around their hands. Star crunched on a potato chip noisily(but it was subdued greatly by the commotion outside the safety of below the table.) and offered the chips around. I took one and ate it. Salty.

"I say we go out there and scream for her. Nothing works better than yelling. Why do you think parents do it all the time?" Star suggested.

Right at that moment, the table got knocked over. Once again, my being was jeopardized.(and so was my dress.) The scenario had still not changed. In fact, it was just getting worse. I saw Kendra having fun though, so the food fight was not a total loss. 

At that moment, the front door slammed open. Everyone paused in mid action, staring at the entrance. The lady behind the camera earlier now stood there holding a loudspeaker. She yelled into it, warning everybody that if they did not clean up this mess right away, the party would be over and their parents would hear about this. A wave of sighs were heard around the room as food was dropped and shoulders slouched.

 Looking around, I noticed that the elf and the fox-kind siblings were missing in action. Did they just leave me like that? I searched my surroundings in vain. As I slumped my head, I saw a napkin on my shoulder. Yuck! Removing it from my shoulder, I realized that there were words written using mustard on it in horrible writing. Squinting, I attempted at deciphering it.

`Gtg! Wil Upd8 u at DrmLd!` I smiled. 

~~~~~~

~In case anyone`s wondering, it says : `Got to go, will update you at Dreamland.`Now, back to my hiatus *crawls under blanket to hide from the cruel world.* Maybe i`ll just update once each week from now on....

 ~*Also, advanced HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!! ^^ *~

Listening to : (If I lose myself - One Republic.)

 

"I want to live my life, not record it." -Jackie Kennedy.

Colouring Up

~When I grow up I`m gonna become a pilot and crash the plane on an deserted island in such a way that no one dies but the island is uncharted so that we can have our own episodes of LOST. (Only this will involve real life hardships and friendships being recorded via hand-phone till the batteries run out and maybe, if we`re lucky, a couple of zombies and huge as heck birds we can train and fly on.)

~And that, my friends, is what happens when you take Marijuana and start typing. *Weee!!* Ahem. Okay, back to reality. Colouring up was one of the articles on the Star newspapers (3/2/2013) today. I tried locating the link online to share it here, but I can`t find it. So, here it is :

Most of us know colour plays an important role in our lives, right? It helps us differentiate objects and chemicals, and, obviously, makes life much more joyful. It prevents dullness. It`s also used to persume our moods and personalities.



~The newspapers says each of us has a 'life path colour' To find your life path colour, write down your date of birth, treating each figure as a single digit, then add them together until you arrive at a number between 1 and 9. I was born on 18 September 1995. Add up 1+8+0+9+1+9+9+5 to get 42, then 4+2 to get 6. This means that I`m an indigo person. 

~Erm, okay.... There`s too much to copy from the newspapers and it`s under copyright! Nyehhhhh! I can`t find the link to it either.... Anyway, I`ll just list the numbers from one to nine and their respective colours. You Google to find out more! (Like I did for Indigo.) I`ll also try to find links about the personalities and link them to the colour. Here goes :

1. Red. - Passionate people. Straight forward and direct. Thrives for success. Dynamic but has short attention span. Leaders.
2. Orange. - Responds with feelings. Suited career in counseling, community work or politics. Relaxed and sociable. Low self-esteem (sometimes).
3. Yellow. - Fun and witty. Talented writer when you have the patience. Books draw you in. Journalism, accounting, bank marketing, computers suits you. Prone to insomnia.
4.  Green. - Likes company but occasionally needs space. Likes order. Plans ahead. Prepares for the future. Doesn`t like taking risks. Cling to emotions and possessions. Suitable careers include aromatherapy, gardening and florist.
5. Blue. - Great storytellers. Vivid imagination. Need to be able to communicate. Would be a good doctor, nurse and carer. Honesty is important. Good debater. Music to relax. 
6. Indigo. - Deep and mysterious. Actively involved or opt out completely. Finely tuned sixth sense. Predictive dreams. Good psychotherapist. Optimist. Becomes easily obsessed with people, places, situations. Prone to hormonal imbalances.
7. Violet. - Career in fashion, interior design or fine art appeals you. Eye for quality than cost. Powerful imagination. Prone to headaches and feeling `spaced out`. Do NOT suppress your creativity.
8. Rose/pink. - Often move away from where they were born. Prefer to let others take the limelight. Sees potential in everyone and tries to guide them. Job in personnel, administration or as a PA will suit them. Patient and understanding. When feeling stressed, exercise. 
9. Gold. - Approachable people. As a child, adults confided in you and strangers told you secrets. Drawn to teaching. Has incredible talent. Perfectionist. Sees vulnerability as a weakness

~WARNING : I`m not sure if what is stated on the newspapers (The short points beside the colour) or the links telly >.< So, what did you get? Tell meee!! ^^ (Also, I`m going on a short hiatus from Blogger, around a week or so. Toodles!! <3 )

~Listening to :

~I just made one of those name things!! Hehehehe



~"I shut my eyes in order to see." -Paul Gauguin.

Liebster Award!!

~OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH AAHHHH!!!! I`ve been nominated for the Liebster Award by two awesome bloggers!! They are Jake from Jake`s Writing Adventure and Sabrina from Insanity!! Thanks guys!! *Copies rules from Jake and pastes it here*

The Liebster award is where Bloggers nominate other bloggers they like with 200 followers or less. Any type of blog can be nominated. It's a way to get to know new bloggers and to network with them. Here's how it works:

1. List 11 facts about yourself.
2. Answer the 11 questions the blogger who nominated you left.
3. Ask 11 new questions for those who you nominate.
4. Choose 11 bloggers with less than 200 followers to nominate.
5. Go to each blogger's page and let them know about the award.
6. Thank the person who nominated you and link back to their blog.

~For the 11 facts about myself. Here goes :

1. I only began immersing myself in reading past the age of thirteen. Before 

    that, I was a gamer addict.  Before that, I was a television addict.

  

2. At age 12, I used to copy comics from the newspapers and draw tons of pokemon with my school buddy, CXZ(a.k.a. Squank.) I also created an imaginary land with my brother (Nar) drawn on paper(we used up more than 3 exercise books!). It was more or less computer game based, and we named the land 'Book Book'... Imagination shortage on naming, it seems... We could travel to different lands via the boat we drew. I recall even having a land with dragons in it (My dragon drawings looked like mutated lizards) dedicated to `Dragon Booster` cartoon. (The show was all the hype then, back at school.)

3. Squank left the school we were in together since age n9 to go to a private school when we were 15. That`s when I met Nix, then Rae. Storybooks(and manga) more or less is the glue that bonds us. It`s also what started our friendship. Black Butler caused me and Rae to become buddies while Artemis Fowl was a book the three of us read and exchanged ideas on. The two of them seeded the love for literature in me. Thanks, guys! That`s also when I joined DeviantArt(not a member anymore, no time.) and began writing short stories and doodling.

 4. I love the moon. I can stare at the midnight sky for hours, contemplating about life and it`s meaning. (So far, no proper answers.)

5. I`ve gotten stuck in improperly functioning lifts(elevators) many times before. There was once when me and my mum got stuck in a very packed lift, and two guys wanted to call the emergency button and lie to the workers outside (who were trying to free us) that there was a pregnant lady in the lift about to give birth. I was twelve then, I think. Fun times...

6. I`ll marry the person who buys me a balloon filled with helium! (Just kidding!)

7. This is getting difficult.... I speak very fast. My grandpa used to call me Gatling gun because of the speed at which I spoke at.

8. I currently only speak two languages fluently. (sort of.) They are English and Bahasa Melayu.

9. I have tons of online aliases. (One day I should spend some time listing them all out!)

10. I have a poodle named Roxyie and a dog which has similar futures to a fox named Lucy. 

11. I have a love hate relationship with spiders.

~I`ll have to answer two sets of 11 questions for part 2. Ok, first the questions asked by Jake :

1. What's your favorite thing to do in your free time?

Surf the net!! (Or stare at any screen around the house.)
 

2. Favorite desert?

Second time I`ve been asked this question today.(First was at German class by teacher, in German.) I`ll have to say practically anything sweet. I told my teacher it was Chocolate (Cause Chocolate is almost the same when pronounced in German...) but I also love the RM1.05 McDonalds ice-cream!

3. Give two or three adjectives that best describe you.

Bald (For now. Hair has started growing already! Now my head feels like those carpeted grass, where your leg sinks inside it then it is pushed back up.), hungry and sleepy. (Are these even adjectives?)
 

4. Do you have a role model? Who?

At the moment they are : J.R.R.Tolkien, George R.R. Martin, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Paul Stewart, Chris Riddell, Eoin Colfer, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Ok, I can`t do this anymore! I have too many to list and they date back to many manyyyy years ago!)

5. Favorite music genre?

Anything and everything with a catchy tune.

6. If you could have one superpower what would it be?

To fly. (Unless having Magic is considered a superpower. Cause then I`d pick Magic, hands down. No competition there. I mean, it`s MAGIC! You can do almost anything with magic!)

 
7. Do you like working alone or with others?

Depends on what I`m working on. I want to write a novel with someone, but nobody seems interested. I`m working on a novel of my own now, but one is a lonely number... And if it`s on school projects, definitely group work. Cause I usually space out when the teacher is giving instructions, then I`ll need help from my class mates...

 
8. Do you prefer starting tasks or finishing them?

Both! You can`t finish without starting, and it`s no real use to start without finishing!

9. If you were a (hopefully nice) dictator what would be the first thing you'd do?

I`d make chocolate and ice-cream free for everyone!!!! 

10. Cats or dogs?

Both! I really can`t choose! Both the creatures being so adorable and loving!

11. Why did you start your blog?

Because before I started blogging, I had used up four books as diaries. My mum was getting fed up with me wasting paper, so here I am on Blogger. Although I have a separate(and private!) blog for my diary entries now. Here`s to share my thoughts, writings, reviews, etc. But not to share what I do or eat everyday; that`s for my private blog ;) 

~Now for the questions asked by Sabrina :

1. Whats your name?

Woah! Too personal, don`t you think? But since you asked so politely, I`ll tell you my first name! It`s Resna. KEEP IT A SECRET!! I`m not telling you more cause who knows if you have a Death Note lying around somewhere? Must keep precautions, you know? Sorry!

2. how long have u been blogging?

Blogger says my first entry was on July 2012, but I started "seriously" blogging about a month or two back.

3. What do you like most about Blogging?

I get to write! I simply love writing and pressing buttons on the keyboard! Been pressing buttons ever since I had my first memory! Pressed buttons on toys, lifts, phones, etc. (Not to forget keyboards.)

 

4. Will you check out my Youtube channel please? (FallingRainStudio1)

Sure! By the way, Love Izaya in the Thrift Shop song! *Presses subscribe button* (FYI I`m Savera there.... Unless I was logged on as PokemonElf? *Sigh* I have too many accounts...)

5. If the world was covered in lava while zombies were chasing you , what would you do?

I don`t think I could do anything. The world`s covered in lava, I would have been cremated under it... *runs away crying*

6. What music you like?

 *Copies and pastes*
Anything and everything with a catchy tune.

7. are you INSANE? 

As said by Nora Ephron (and I quote) :

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." 

So, erm... I`m not sure how to answer this...

8. Summer or Winter?

I live in a tropical island, so Summer it is!!

 

9. Heaven or Hell?

Go to Heaven for the scenery, Hell for the company! ;)

10. did you like school?

I can`t say I hate it. 

11. Will you be my friend :)

 Heck yeah! I need more, anyways! *Hugs!*

~THE QUESTIONS FOR THOSE WHO I NOMINATE!!!! *Drum Role!* :

1. If you could have named yourself(not given name by parents), what name would you have chosen?

 2.Your dream job/career? 

3. What type of books do you like reading? (Like, romance or adventure? List a few!)

4. What do you think you were in your previous life?

5. Did you start your blog to write stories or keep track of the events in your life? In other words, why did you start blogging?

6. What is the question you find silliest that you have asked someone? Describe the reaction of the other party!

7. What would you do if you have only 24 hours left to live?

8. You are to be sent off to another livable world with other creatures in it. If you could take only one thing along, just one, what would it be?

9. Describe your imaginary friend/character. (I`m pretty sure everyone has one, right? If not, describe the personality of a person you would like to meet some day.)

10. Do you LOVE the moon? *Holds shotgun at your head* Choose your answer wisely...

11. (I`m gonna copy this question from Sabrina because I love it lots! Will you be my friend? *Puppy eyes looks up pleadingly at you*

 ~Here`s the list of the 11 bloggers I`m going to nominate!! :

Nominees :

 1. Jack

2. Voltech

3. Rae

4. Joey

5. Vivian

6. Stefan 

 7. Noodle
8. Chibiko
9. Brogan

1Q84 book one review

1Q84 is a book written by Haruki Murakami. What I write now is my personal view of the first book in the trilogy and it contains spoilers. 

~Let me just start by saying that the first of the three books is 442 pages long. Some books end in that many pages or less. This book, however, took this many pages to progress painfully slow... If I had bought just book one, I would not have bought the next book because the cliffhanger at the ending was... not a cliffhanger... Probably why the book is sold as a trilogy in one book...

~Character wise, the characters are pretty well developed (well, yeah. The author had 442 pages to develop them. I`m still not sure what the plot is though.) I`m also slightly confused as to why there were so many sexual scenes. I mean, why?? Couldn`t he and his girlfriend(which i`m pretty sure is still unnamed unless I missed reading her name somewhere.) be just be having tea for once? Meh. I`m still a kid, I wouldn`t get it.

 ~For now, I gather that the plot for Aomame`s part of the story is that she has to... erm... I`m not sure yet. As far as I know now, the dog Bun exploded. This reminded me of a conversation I had with Nix back when I was attending school. We talked about spontaneous human combustion. Yeah, people randomly going up in flames. 

~So as far as I gather, Aomame is this pro killer (kills people with an ice pick, LIKE A BOSS!) who`s also an exercise trainer. Her name means green peas. She kills evil men. She`s the one who somehow got into the new world with two moons. Then she named the new world 1Q84. I think she transferred worlds when she was climbing down the emergency stairway and reminiscing an event with an old friend(Tamaki) who she had an sexual encounter with. (See?? Chapter 3 and i`m having sexual stuff shoved in my face!) 

~In this new world, things have changed. There`s also this new religion/occult thing called Sakigake. Near the ending of the first book, we meet a new character introduced by the dowager (the old lady she works for by killing men who abuse their wives) called Tsubasa. (It means `wings` in English.) Tsubasa talks about the Little People. Before this, however, most of Aomame`s story was about her needing to get laid... And making a police officer partner(Ayumi) to help her in her conquest...

~Tengo is an interesting character. He teaches maths in a cram school three times a week and is working on becoming a published novelist. His story begins with him talking to a man named Komatsu. He wants a story called Air Chrysalis to be added into the finals. Komatsu says nah, lets let you rewrite it and make it awesome. Then we can make it more famous! And so Tengo agrees. (FYI, this is illegal during that period.)

~So Tengo meets up with Fuka-Eri, the original author of Air Chrysalis. (Rae spoiled this one for me by telling me she`s an alien! At least her spoiler peaked my interest in the book.) Fuka-Eri reminds me of a Mary Sue... Anyway, the main plot in Tengo`s part of the story was him rewriting the book and it becoming best seller. Also, his relationship with Fuka-Eri.Fuka-Eri speaks of the Little People, too. I wonder what they are...

~There`s a part in the book where it is mentioned that Tengo dislikes responsibility, which is why he wants an older girlfriend. (So she can take the lead, apparently.) He also dislikes being the leader of groups. And he`s super talented in many aspects of life. Yeah. I enjoy his conversations with his older girlfriend.

~My favourite character so far would be Tengo`s girlfriend. Probably because of the last chapter. I find her as a very cool, relaxed lady. Sure, she`s cheating on her husband, but there`s this sort of aura that radiates from her speech when I read about her. It`s like she`s contended with her life. (The part where she doesn`t want to change the past.) Yet she knows lots, like how she`s able to differentiate `lunatic` and `insane`. 

~This part of the book is my favourite! Cause now when I look at the moon, I can ask people if they know the difference between a lunatic and insane person! FYI, `Insane` is a person with probable mental problems. `Lunatic` is to have your sanity temporarily seized by the moon, (Luna, hence lunatic.) as said so in the book.

~I`m also bugged by the fact that the first book took place during April up to June, but there was not even one mention of the Sakura Season! Whenever I think of Japan, the first image that pops up in my mind is those pink flowered trees. I do recall reading how it rained very much there though... It rains everywhere in the world, not new news...

 ~I guess it`s not fair since i`m comparing this book to most adventure books I have read, which have very many events occur in very few chapters. In 1Q84 it`s like you`re following the life of Aomame and Tengo in whatever they do. When they eat, when they sleep, practically everything! The story takes time to progress, but I do enjoy the conversations the characters have. They often leave me pondering about their conversations, which is a thing I fancy about this book.

~My gosh! I feel like an idiot for reviewing the book this way, when it seems the rest of my friends (which are two, to be exact. I`m a lonely person.) liked the book(s) lots. Not to say I dislike the first book. No. I like it. (I read it, didn`t I?) It`s just that I usually read fast paced books. This book is a change for me, absorbing and entwining me slowly with the two antagonists. It brings up many thoughts and issues to contemplate on.

~Overall, I suggest that if you plan on reading this book, buy the trilogy, not book one alone.

~"Don`t let appearances fool you. There`s always only one reality." -Haruki Murakami, 1Q84.

Chapter 2 - Why are information brokers such donkeys?

 Dude set firecrackers to my cat!

<< Chap 1 
  
 Eva may be beautiful, but that in no way made her dumb. No, she was far from it. She just didn`t like showing it. Keep a low profile and people expect less of you and all that, you know? She liked the television. A lot. Showing she was smart would surely have gotten her into college, but that would have meant that her time with her loved one would be shortened, right? No good risking it. She had Kyo to leech from, after all.

When Kyo had entered his room only to come out screaming moments later, pointing at something inside the room accusingly, she had deduced it was Kia before giving it much thought. How? Well, why else would he be screaming "You bloody bastard, Kia! I`m gonna call the polic on your smug face! How the hay did you get in?!"

She sighed. Not gonna get any proper television watching with him screaming like a maniac. She got up, turned off the television and walked into Kyo`s room.

"Kia." she said, her voice cold.

My brother, the suicidal Spiderman

1/19/2013 - Saturday.

~I`m not sure if i`m supposed to be proud of my brother, or be scolding him and giving him advice...

~ Let me tell you a little about my brother. (Nicknamed Nar.) He`s fifteen, has dark brown(black?) hair and eyes, is dark skinned, taller but younger than me, and is to sit for a major exam this year. (PMR) He also has the blood of Spiderman/DareDevil flowing in his veins ._. 

~I`ll tell you why I say this. Tell me how many people you know is willing to climb the roofs of their house after midnight every night just to get to their computer? Cause I only know one. And he`s my brother.

What`s all this nonsense about luck that you speak of?

Dude set firecrackers to my cat!

This is Kyo, our protagonist. At this moment, our blond friend hides behind a dumpster in a dingy graffiti decorated alley with a brand new camera in his hands. Now, what was our protagonist up to? Well, he was being a stalker. He was snapping shots of the ruby eyed male selling drugs to a shabby looking teen whose countenance portrayed the futures of one who seemed to always be higher than Heaven.

No, this was not his job. He was not even being paid to do this. He worked as a journalist for Pets Weekly. But that animal abuser a few feet away from him deserved justice called upon his sorry ass, and this was proof enough. Smiling to himself smugly, Kyo got up from his crouching position as soon as the teen entered a rusty red door at the other end of the deserted alley.

"Ha! You`re so screwed, Kia! Or should I call you dick instead? Your parents should have named you dick!" Kyo shouted to the red eyed man he was stalking, who was now striding towards him.

"See this camera? Has your illegal crud all in it! You`re over, dude. So screwed!" Kyo continued, now taking small steps back. Kia smirked as he picked up a trash can lid from the floor. Kyo`s yellow eyes widened.

I wish criminals were smarter...

1/18/2013 - Friday.(2:21am)

~It would probably be stupid of me to say this, but i just don`t think there`s enough smart badness in this world. If there was, our police won`t be deciphered in cartoons all fat like and eating doughnuts most of the time. When I watch shows like Sherlock or Monk where genius detectives are involved, there`s always a cool crime waiting to be solved. 

~In reality, everyday I read my newspapers to find some politician having dirt dug up on him, or suicide cases. The most common trending cases now a days are rape cases. Everyday there`s a rape case without fail. Seriously? Intelligent bad dudes, where the heck are you guys hiding?? These `tarded criminals are soiling your reputations!

~There have been cases of robberies where criminals rob stores without wearing masks =.= There`s also epic cases with robbers robbing the same store they work in during their break. Best part is that they wear their uniform, with their name tag and all still on it, while attempting the robbery. Gosh, what did I just research?

~And truth be told, many crime cases go unsolved. What ARE the police doing anyway? We need more private detectives ._. You know, the ones who always have some disguise up their sleeves. Just add a mustache, it does the trick. Who knows, if police stay this way, maybe i`ll rob a bank someday?(Anyone wanna join me? Jk, jk) Reminds me of Flypaper, where the two groups decide to rob the same bank on the same day. What are the odds?

Thieves.

Lets become thieves!
Who wear masks and mustaches
We`ll roam the nights in leather tights

Darkness be our cover
Shadows be our eyes

Should we learn how to climb rooftops first?
Probably so, lets take lessons in acrobats.
You`ll do all the swinging, I`ll do the thinking.
Then let me in.
I`ll be waiting.

So many victims, such little time.
Who shall we rob first, that house along street nine?
There`s a widower there, with her Coo-Koo cats.
Careful of her cookies.
They say they`re made of bats!

We`ll set sleeping gas inside her house.
What? No, no murder. There`s cats as her witness!
Do I believe in hell, you ask?
Of course!
Else where would I end up in once i`m gone?

Oi! Careful! Don`t break the lady`s vase.
She may be drugged, don`t mean her neighbours are!
Hush! I know we live next to her!
Just. Keep a low profile, please!

Yes, i`m stealing her chicken, got a problem?
I`m hungry. Can`t rob a house on an empty tummy...

I`ve gotten all the jewelry
Have you gotten all the money? Good.
What about the pearl necklace
That fat cat has around its neck?
No? Fine then we`ll leave it.
~Miao

Shit! What the heck was that?
Oh, just that sleeping dreaming cat.
Gosh it`s a feline land mine in here!
I wonder how many she has now.
98 you say? You counted?
Should we leave her note to thank her?
Oh, great! You`ve thought of it before I did!
Excellent!

Now off we go, before some cat decides to get up.
The demons pets, them are, hurry!

And off we go with our booty
Lets do this again sometime, shall we?

~RSN

~These horrible post-midnight posts should teach me not to write past midnight.... I never learn, do I? I type while i`m sleeping. It`s like sleepwalking, only it`s called sleeptyping. It`s a thing. It exists. Fine, toodles!!

~"Nature was in her beryl apron, mixing fresher air." -Emily Dickinson.

Studying the German language in a German Institute (Duh, obvious much?)

~10min doodle.... I miss art ._.

My journey to Earth domination.

 Learning a new language to make communication with various races a simpler task.

 

 Recall a time when I blogged about how I rarely complete anything or stick to a subject till the end without taking a detour? Apparently this doesn`t just apply to posts and my pattern of speech with the humans I tend to communicate with. Mother alien has gotten the INTI college humans to postpone my A- Levels using her awesome persuasion skills. Now my task has been changed to studying the various languages of the Earthlings. German, to be exact. At the Malaysian-German Society in Penang.

Posing as a student on her first day of college life

My journey to Earth domination. 

Assimilating young adulthood to further study and comprehend humans and their queer behaviors.

As much as an alien robot would love to say the first day of college was like being under the deserts sun for hours without water, it wasn`t. Me and my mother alien left home in our CRV Space Shuttle at 9:15am for INTI campus in Penang. I am to take Cambridge A-Levels Courses(CAL) at the aforementioned place.There my mum took out her lazer gun and threatened a few staff members and got me my timetable. My first class was Statistics. (STA1311A3 YGL LR301.) After searching the forest for a specific leaf, (and failing epicly! Humans label their buildings in such a queer manner!) we decided to interrogate students for answers. One finally squealed and leaded us to the right door that would supposedly lead me to a room where knowledge on Statistics would be imparted from teacher to her fellow followers. She broke free from our captivity once we were glad we found the right portal. Sadly, the portal was out of service. A notice saying `Moved to 502` was stuck on the portal, and so we were back on our hunt for the Statistics room.

 My alien vision spotted a cherished human acquaintance which I had grown particularly fond of entering a room from a mile away. I recalled her contacting me some time back to inform me of her joining in said college. She would be learning Maths(which included Statistics), Physics, Chemistry and Biology as her plans for the future was to travel in a steel bird to Europe to master the art of healing. As she entered, I told my mother that I had identified an ally in the crowd of humans. My mother asked `where?` only to be ignored by me as I was already running towards the room.

~*How to get your book published*~

 13/1/2013 - Sunday.

Time : 6:17p.m, Moth.

~Carrot in a Coffee cup.

~I had carrot juice in my coffee cup to drink today. Just look at that stupid carrots face, all smug looking. Makes me feel like punching it... My mum says if I don`t want to wear spectacles, I have to drink carrots. But it has nothing whatsoever to do with this post. It`s just an event that happened that was inevitable. Today I`m gonna talk about getting a story published. I played Assassin`s Creed till late last night and needed a break, so I decided to research on book publishing.

~There are many ways to get your story published. Some do self publishing while others find publishers. I Googled `how many ways to publish a book` and tons of sites popped up. Here are a few I liked :

=> Trafford

=> Choose your publisher

=> Book Publisher Asia

~When getting a book published, you`re about to let the whole world read your story. It`s a really big event in one`s life, no? If your story gets rejected by publishers, don`t feel glum. You could always self publish. Here`s a link that directs you to other links to sell your story/poems/etc online :

=> 6 ways to publish your own book

 

 ~Lulu and Blurb look like interesting sites. Maybe i`ll join Lulu when I don`t feel like a pile of fat walruses waiting for Armageddon. Tomorrow`s the first day of college, and it seems that the majority of people I never want to cross paths with again after graduating from school are there. My mum just signed me up for another 6 months in hell`s pit. Argh!

~The issue with these people is not that they`re bad or bullied me or anything. It`s just that they`re indifferent. They were the students in my school who, when we had conversations, all we were able to say were `hi` and `bye`. We share nothing in common, and can proceed no further in our friendship. That`s the problem. It`s like a lost cause sort of dilemma. You know them, you don`t hate them. But you can`t (and don`t want to) be friends either. They`re just there, existing. Filling up spaces where new people could have filled up. New people who I could actually have a chance of becoming friends with. It`s so frustrating, and I don`t think anyone really gets it >_<

~My gosh... why is it so hard to stick to the main topic?.... So, if you`re into freelancing, here`s a site that may be of help :

=> Freelance Writing

~Wow, I actually feel lazy posting up all this links instead of explaining them myself. Fifteen hours left till my first day in college ._. Toodles, Wish me luck... I can actually feel all the carnivorous butterflies eating at my intestines...

~"The opposite of love is not hate, it`s indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it`s indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it`s indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it`s indifference. -Elie Wiesel.

~*Assassin`s Creed!!*~

~Assassin`s Creed!!!! <3

 ~The picture says it all. I`m waiting for Assassin`s Creed to install while I post this. I just came back from Bukit Jambul Mall with my mom and SV. Before that I went to Inti in Penang to register. So, now I`m a student there taking A-levels. 3 subjects : Maths, Chemistry and Physics. (Engineering course.) Then we went to check out the dorms near Sunshine Mall. The rooms are tiny, but the apartment is lovely. There`s even a huge swimming pool!

~Ok, so after that we went to pick SV up from art class and headed to Bukit Jambul Mall. We had lunch at KFC. SV was bugging my mom to buy for him Sims 3, so we went to the top floor to purchase the disk. Then I saw Assassins Creed 3 there and I wanted it but I haven`t played even the first one yet ._. Better late than never, right?? Omg my hands are shaking I want to play this game so bad my train of thought is being derailed argh!!  I only got Assassin`s Creed, once i`m done i`ll go buy the others!!

~Oya, apparently you can get a lackey to park your car for you by entrusting your car-keys with them, then spending more than RM30(or was it RM40?) at Mydin to get back your car and keys from them. Cool deal? My mum made it. OMG OMG OMG OMG IT`S DONE INSTALLING!!!! GOODBYE 2013, HELLO 1191 AD!!!!  

~ "Men must be free to do what they believe. It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do, no matter how much we disagree!" -Altair Ibn-La`Ahad.